Last Thursday night. In San Diego. After the Padres game. On the corner of 4th and Market. A buddy from work (who shall remain nameless) and I are heading back to our hotels from Rock Bottom Brewery (excellent beer), and we are approached by a girl that can’t be more than 20 years old:
Girl:
Hey guys, [...]
I just turned the corner from the kitchen to the dining room, and met up with our three year old son, and he hit me with this:
Son:
There was a booger in my nose.
Me:
And…what did you do with it?
Son:
I ate it.
Oh, the brutal honesty that is childhood.
First off, I have to say that I can really only take credit for about 10% of the code in this plugin, if that. I really can’t even take credit for the idea. And let me also come out and say that I am in no way any sort of PHP genius. I’m sure there [...]
“How ya doin?”
A pretty simple, generic greeting, wouldn’t you say? Most people have their own generic greeting. Some use the timeless “Hey.”. Others use the classic “What’s up?”. Me? I use “How ya doin?”. Always have, probably always will. The thing with generic greetings is that they are just that – generic. They’re not really [...]
The Wife and I were in Mexico on our honeymoon last year. One evening, we were at the resort bar, sitting outside on the patio, and this older (60’s) American (and judging from what they talked about the entire time, obviously very wealthy) husband and wife were sitting behind me. Part of [...]
Mexico. On our honeymoon. At breakfast. A conversation between the wife and I:
The Wife:
That guy behind you just got a beer with his breakfast.
Me:
Really?
The Wife:
Yeah, he looks like that actor, you know, the one that’s been arrested a bunch of times for beating up his girlfriends.
Me:
Who?
The Wife:
You know, he’s been in a bunch of movies. [...]
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