Wanna see me naked?
Last Thursday night. In San Diego. After the Padres game. On the corner of 4th and Market. A buddy from work (who shall remain nameless) and I are heading back to our hotels from Rock Bottom Brewery (excellent beer), and we are approached by a girl that can’t be more than 20 years old:
- Girl:
- Hey guys, wanna see me naked?
- Me:
- What the &$#@?
- Buddy:
- Right here?
- Girl:
- No, you’ll have to come back to the room.
- Buddy:
- Aw hell no, forget it then.
HILARIOUS. I laughed for 15 minutes.
